When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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