so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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