i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I understand Curling. That high.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
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