it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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