OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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