When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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