Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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