Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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