I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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