Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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