he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
Autocorrect changes "sex" to "sec". I have been so long without it my phone thinks I made a mistake.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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