Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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