He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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