So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
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