I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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