he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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