I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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