Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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