The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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