We're facebook friends in real life
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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