i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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