If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
You can make out without kissing
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