I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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