My underwear smells like fireworks.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
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