margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Randomize
