my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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