i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize
