Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
This toilet bowl is my home.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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