Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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