can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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