White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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