sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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