It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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