the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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