you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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