i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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