It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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