I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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