I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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