your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
