I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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