You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Somehow last night, my dad got me so drunk that I ended up throwing up on the couch, turning the cushions over to hide it, and going to sleep on them.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
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