I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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