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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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