Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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