scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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