You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
We named our party play list daddy issues
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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