U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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