He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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