none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
Randomize
