Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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