Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
My cat gives me a boner
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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