Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
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